Author: Guede Mazaka
Rating: PG-13 for language. And possibly bestiality, depending on how you look at things.
Pairing: Sands/El, Fideo/Ramirez, Lorenzo/Faye Valentine. Meta-fic.
Feedback: If you think this is really worth it.
Notes: //words// in Spanish. Brief crossover with Cowboy Bebop and ref. Shrek II.
Disclaimer: Not mine. Makes no pretensions at quality work.
Summary: I take the animal-association themes to weird and fluffy extremes.