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Certain warnings to heed:
I write. I do canonfic, AU, extreme AU and many, many crossovers. It's been repeatedly said to me that I am a romantic, and I suppose that that's true. But in this case, my idea of romantic does not include roses or deep goth angst. Give me bitter gallows humor, smiles of fractured irony and a bigass gun (or sword) anyday over that.
I love humanity for its flaws and for its perfections, for its good and evil, for its limitless capacity to go all ways and see only one. Knowing that, I take the malice with the benevolence. And I write that. Therefore, fics here probably contain some kind of the following:
1. Swearing in English, French and Chinese.
2. Irreligious attitudes and references: I am fairly well-informed on many religions, and I may use this knowledge in ways that you quite possibly could find extremely blasphemous and offensive.
3. NC-17 content, m/m, f/f, polyamory, dark themes, and other really nasty stuff.
4. Good grammar and spelling.
5. Not exactly fic-related, but if you want to return to this page, click on the hat. Just so you know.
Also, I am not the characters. What they say is what they say, and not necessarily what I say. In addition, I don't include drabbles/ficlets added as updates, so don't be surprised if they randomly pop up as you're browsing.
That said, knock yourselves out.
Updates to the site:
31 Dec, 2008: Updated Hitverse. Added Five Compromises Josep Guardiola Never Made to Soccerslash.
6 Dec, 2008: Added The Tale of the Courtier to Soccerslash.
29 Sept, 2008: Added The Heretic, Inheritance and Ties to Soccerslash.
15 Sept, 2008: Added The Justice of Gianluigi, Five Ways Zlatan Ibrahimović Knew Paolo Maldini, and The Long Siesta to Soccerslash.
24 Aug, 2008: Updated Hitverse. Added The Swan and the Gladiator to Soccerslash, and A Natural Pairing to Misc..
21 June, 2008: Updated Hitverse.
5 June, 2008: Updated The Book of the Green Field and added Fox on a Hot Tin Roof and Les Vieux Salauds in Soccerslash. Also updated Hitverse.
13 May, 2008: Updated Hitverse, and added Vecchi Scorbutici, Sunstroke and Luís Figo: Agony Uncle to Soccerslash.
12 April, 2008: Added The Romance of Zlatan to Soccerslash.
25 March, 2008: Updated The Marriage of Heaven and Hell in Soccerslash.