Tangible Schizophrenia


Post-It: Errands

Author: Guede Mazaka
Rating: PG
Pairing: Martin/Debi
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Notes: Challenge from hannahrorlove.
Summary: Martin—dry-cleaning, vet, bullets. Call me if I forgot something. Debi.


Marcella held up the shirt, made one of her scrunch-faces at the stain, and then nodded at the bottle of club soda. “Okay, anything protein-related, you use that first. Then you use the stick cleanser.”

“Club soda, stick cleanser.” Debi tried to avoid thinking too much about what ‘protein-related’ could encompass. Tiny steps, she reminded herself. “Okay, got it.”

“Good. Now this one…” Up went a shirt so shredded that it could’ve qualified as a hula skirt. “This one, we toss. And ask Martin what the hell he was thinking when he said Chinese taser was okay. Everyone knows the Russians make more reliable ones.”