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Author: Guede Mazaka
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Arthur/Lancelot/Guinevere
Feedback: Good lines, bad ones, etc.
Disclaimer: Versions from the movie.
Summary: Thirty-minute break between classes. Lancelot works fast with what he’s got.
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Date: Tues, 24 Mar 2005 10:05 AM
From: dulac@interpol.ny.us
To: pendragona@avalon.edu
Subject: meow
Out of class?
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Date: Tues, 24 Mar 2005 10:07 AM
From: pendragona@avalon.edu
To: dulac@interpol.ny.us
Subject: Re: meow
Yes, and I have two pages of notes to go through in twenty-three minutes.
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Date: Tues, 24 Mar 2005 10:08 AM
From: dulac@interpol.ny.us
To: pendragona@avalon.edu
Subject: Re: meow
You’re in the twenty-first century, Arthur. Learn to multitask. A pet needs attention paid to it if it’s going to thrive.
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Date: Tues, 24 Mar 2005 10:11 AM
From: pendragona@avalon.edu
To: dulac@interpol.ny.us
Subject: My lunch break is in two hours
I see Guinevere told you. It wasn’t meant as an insult, and I sincerely hope you aren’t taking it that way.
That said, I really do have work to do, and it requires my undivided attention. I’m sure you do as well; you mentioned having a tough case this morning.
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Date: Tues, 24 Mar 2005 10:12 AM
From: dulac@interpol.ny.us
To: pendragona@avalon.edu
Subject: You have 18 more minutes *now*.
You kill a lot of desk plants, don’t you?
Oh, right, the Torricelli finances. When did I…that was when I was busy licking off your stomach, right?
Try not to spit your tea on the keyboard. It’s a bitch to get out.
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Date: Tues, 24 Mar 2005 10:16 AM
From: pendragona@avalon.edu
To: dulac@interpol.ny.us
Subject: No, I don’t
While I appreciate the concern, it wasn’t necessary.
My desk orchids are perfectly healthy.
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Date: Tues, 24 Mar 2005 10:18 AM
From: dulac@interpol.ny.us
To: pendragona@avalon.edu
Subject: doth protest much
Orchids? Pretty but temperamental bitches…hmm, guess Guin was predictable. You really do have a type, don’t you?
I have a nice clear bitemark right where my collar rubs on my neck. And some more on my stomach…helped get me through a boring meeting. Do I need to explain how?
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Date: Tues, 24 Mar 2005 10:29 AM
From: pendragona@avalon.edu
To: dulac@interpol.ny.us
Subject: there’s a time and a season
Remind me to explain the concept of irony to you when I get home. Right after I have you on the staircase, bent over the railing. If the bites are still bothering you, then I can take off your tie and use it elsewhere. Possibly to help hold you in place because you always move when I’m licking down your back and up your thighs and fucking you with my tongue.
Stop making me late for lecture. It’s unfair to the students because I’m not as prepared as I should be for *them*.
And there’s nothing wrong with orchids.
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Date: Tues, 24 Mar 2005 10:45 AM
From: dulac@interpol.ny.us
To: pendragona@avalon.edu
Subject: Re: there’s a time and a season
Arthur, you’re overprepared for lecture. What your students get is a nice, relaxed professor who knows his subject so well he mumbles about it when he’s sleeping. Which is a bit disturbing, by the way.
I never said there was anything wrong with orchids. And I’m looking very forward to lunch now.
*purrs*
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