Tangible Schizophrenia


Modern Hoodoo Extra: Ground Line

Author: Guede Mazaka
Rating: PG. Polyamory.
Pairing: Jensen Ackles/Michael Ballack, Jared Padalecki/Sandy McCoy, Jensen/Jared
Feedback: Good lines, bad ones, etc.
Disclaimer: Every word of this is fiction. I have no idea what these people get up to in their spare time, and boy, do I know it.
Notes: I a) don’t know the exact SPN filming/Chelsea team practice timeline, so I’m basically making up one, and b) am writing certain girlfriends out of the picture, so this basically is an AU. For hermine, in thanks for the icon.
Summary: Sometimes Jensen just needs a reality check.


*So how are things?*

“Oh, Jesus. We spent the morning shooting this scene where I get thrown in a mud puddle so I’ve been tasting dirt all day, Sandy and Jared are fighting over his goddamn hair and for some reason they’re pissed off because I won’t take sides, there’s a phantom cat running around and it’s all just fucking horrible today. God. Well, never mind, what’s happening over on your end?”

*…I lost my car keys in the locker room.*

After a moment, Jensen started to laugh. He kicked out a chair and flopped into it, still snickering. “Wow. I’m so, so glad you called. You’re like the last normal person I know.”

The warmth of Michael’s smile carried across the line, loud and clear. *You’re welcome.*