Tangible Schizophrenia


Post-It: Old Photo Album

Author: Guede Mazaka
Rating: PG
Pairing: Guinevere/Tristan, Arthur/Lancelot
Feedback: Good lines, bad lines, etc.
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Notes: Modern-day AU. Crossover with Kill Bill. Challenge from dea_liberty.
Summary: Arthur, purple’s not really your color. I suggest red for next time. Lancelot.


Lancelot’s eyes couldn’t decide whether they wanted to implode or drool. He threw an arm over them and tried not to sound too pathetic when he sighed. “Fine, you’re right. It’s no good trying to make him look bad.”

“I thought you would’ve figured that out ages ago,” Guinevere sniffed. She rearranged herself in Tristan’s lap and looked critically at Arthur. “Everything looks good on him. Blood, brains, bad Hawaiian shirts…”

“I don’t remember that one.” Tristan buried his face in Guinevere’s hair, contently smelling it.

Lancelot snorted. “Probably because she’s making it up.”

She grinned and flipped off Lancelot. “No, I have pictures. It was purple. And very loud. And Arthur only thought he got all the negatives.”