"Now, now, we'll need those for our sacred quest to spring McKay from slavery."

"If I didn't know for a fact that we're stuck here, likely to die in some horrible way, I'd almost think this was nice."

They'll logically end up standing in a pool of lukewarm water.

Then, and now. Written before The Order of the Phoenix, in collaboration with Cimorene.

who is so safe as we? where none can do
treason to us, except one of us two.

Completely ignoring the fact that The Faculty is sort of a science fiction/horror type film... Although perhaps three teenagers having this kind of sex life is a bit of science fiction.

On Amon Hen, after the battle. May contain traces of necrophilia.

Swordfight!

A day in the life.

That night again.

It's a nasty scene.

Utterly gratuitous gore.

Your worst suspicions are true.

Bad, bad crack.

Self-insertion, like, totally.

This guy walks into a bar...

Gen. Sandburg's family makes life interesting. With guns. In collaboration with Mace M.

They always go for Sandburg first, don't they?

Futility AU.

Revenge.

Regrets.

They're on the road, on the run.

It was a hot summer night...

First slash story. Very dubious.

The very first one. Ever. Het.